“It’s The Way You Thug Me”

I went to the club with some biker shorts on like I was in the Keri Hilson video, on the bar stool singing & swinging to that “Way You Thug Me” wit Rick Ross. I was so wound up, I swear I went Coyote Ugly in the bitch.

I don’t understand why people don’t use wipes after taking a shit. You know damn well you’re walking around with skidmarks lining your drawers. Big old doodoo chunks crusted amongst your ass hairs. Gross. That’s exactly the I don’t give a fuck kind of attitude that makes a bitch wanna vomit. Maybe you need an Ass Inspection Alert.

**I don’t think anything I say is inappropriate. I’m a grown ass man using my First Amendment like I damn should be. All is good with what I see. If I want to snap, I’m gonna snap. Now carry on.