“This one goes out to the most raggedy…”

Wrinkles

Bitch you gettin too old to be suckin dick. Bitch you gettin too old to be smoking weed. And bitch you gettin too old to be driving dirty. Hoe you gettin too old to be driving period… I wish you would cut me off with them Coke bottle glasses.

Nigga you gettin too old to be gettin tatted. A nigga gettin too old to be sellin dope. Niggaz gettin old to be rockin some J’s, Niggaz gettin too old to be actin thirsty, and you Niggaz gettin too old to be thinkin you something. Nigga better buy a wheelchair and quit fucking frontin.

Lady you gettin too old to be wearing bikinis, I can see your cheese hanging from the ass crack down. And ladies gettin too old to be actin like they on Sex & The City… with them varicose veins on your pantyline, bitch. Lady you gettin too old to be dying your hair, and bitch you gettin too old to act like you don’t care.

Man you gettin too old to be talking to me. And man you gettin too bold to be talkin to me. You niggaz gettin too old to be trickin wit me, these niggaz gettin too old to be fuckin wit me.

Ok you gettin too old to be wearing that dress. And hoe you gettin too old for me to be impressed. Hoes gettin too old to be seen at the club. And hoes gettin too old to be ridin on dubs.

Bitch you gettin too old be thinking you hip. And if your ass don’t sit, you’ll end up breaking a hip. You better listen to what I say, and act your age… Cause you’re dead ass wrong to be acting that way.

You ain’t young. You ain’t never been young. Niggaz ain’t young, they just motherfuckin sprung. They just motherfuckin broke, they just motherfuckin dumb, and they can’t do shit, wouldn’t lift a finger shit.

Bitch you a joke. Bitch you so old. Bitch you someone’s granny, maybe even greatgranny. Why the fuck you actin young? Bitch you Gettin Too Old, tryna be a cougar in the club wit a thong on. Where the fuck they do that? And your ass ain’t fat. Your ass sag low to the motherfucking ground. When they say drop it low, then your ass sag lower, spills out on the floor on like some pancake mix.