“Grow up! *clap* *clap*”

Oh wow. This movie looks so interesting. I’m over 20 years old and I haven’t watched animated movies since the fucking 90’s. Give me a break.

It’s like suddenly we’re all little kids playing in the gymnasium again. Following trends like the Harlem Shake because anybody can act retarded but not everyone can think smart. Some people need constant direction as to what might be hip… Some people couldn’t be a leader if the world depended on it. These are the type of people that watch Frozen and quote lines from it. Dumb ass little kid shit. You either gotta be a child or the parent of a child to be exempt from this.

Let’s all sit in a circle and be Gleeks, watch Frozen, sing, wave our hands in the air… Cut the bullshit. You’re giving Disney too much credit to be looking so damn gay with your buddies. Little do you know that you’re actually the lamest motherfuckers on Earth right now. If somebody shot a bullet past your numbskull you wouldn’t know what the fuck to do.  And If somebody robbed your dumb ass you wouldn’t know how the fuck to react.

Like the song says, bitch: Let It Go.  I refuse to see the movie because it’s asking me to stoop to Cartoon Network levels of idiocracy that I’ll never be prepared to do.  Wake up and realize that you’re drowning yourself in the kiddie pool section with a lifejacket strapped on.  #SocialSuicide