“I’m like… Why you so obsessed with me?”

Some people are flat out obsessed with me.  I get it: I’m talented, sexy, gorgeous, outspoken, original, etc.  But…. you can’t have me.

What you can have is a piece of me, though, via this website.  Just keep coming back if you want this crack.  I serve shit up on the daily.  A lot of people that think they’re something look up to me and love to see what I’m on to next.  I got this website intact just to shit on you sorry hoes all day.   Don’t be surprised if you find yourself scrolling FreakyMoscato.com regularly.  I am that bitch.

Lastly, I want to shed light on my self-admiration for a second.  Even on my worst days I glance in the mirror and see nothing short of excellence.  From the body to the face to the head to the toe.  I’m in a league of my own and I’m simply killing this shit.