“No Seriously”

Let’s do it at your place tonight. My roommate is acting like a wank addict right now and I wouldn’t want you to come through the door and see a 65 year old fat fuck jerking off to kiddy porn. With no regards to anything or anybody but his old, gruesome, despicable, slimy, disgusting, inconceivable existence.

I know it’s not anyone’s business but I tried to help the poor sap many times but he simply won’t change. He makes sex look more desperate than a mirage of an oasis in the desert. And as a sexual icon, I can’t take the outlandish offense any longer. His outward portrayal to people is totally different from the way he is at home. He just might be the biggest, most raging FOOL on the fucking planet. Words that first come to mind when describing him:

FOUL, REPULSIVE, MALIGNANT, RIDICULOUS, SLOPPY, HALITOSIS

DOPEY, ASSCLOWN, ARTHRITIC, DECEITFUL, CHILDISH, PEDO, NASTY

OVERWEIGHT, SOULLESS, FRIGID, BIG BASTARD, EMBARRASSING

So yeah…. Let’s meet at your place tonight. 😉