Freaky Moscato

Author: Dashanti

I’m Sorry

“Dear Diary…” I’m sorry nobody told you I’m a fucking vampire. I’m more likely to suck the life dry out…

I Got Dat Unforgettable

“It’s The Way You Thug Me” I went to the club with some biker shorts on like I was in…

Kicked Him Out

“Nigga you goin in the Burn Book” I made plans to hook up with this dude but first of all…

Piece Of Me

“I’m like… Why you so obsessed with me?” Some people are flat out obsessed with me.  I get it: I’m…

I Ain’t Watched Animated Movies Since The 90’s

“Grow up! *clap* *clap*” Oh wow. This movie looks so interesting. I’m over 20 years old and I haven’t watched…

Mental Vacation

“Buzzin” Don’t ask me for shit. I’m on a mental vacation and this loud got me feelin some type of…

I Luhh Da Name FreakyMoscato.com

“Freaky Deaky Fast” They made my Jimmy John’s so quick today I FREAKED OUT. I got off the phone and…

Ideas…

“What’s Next?” I’m working on more videos for this website. I’m constantly coming up with new ideas and I really…

Babe’s Squirt Pillow

“I can’t blame the bitch…” So this little redneck viper honky bitch nutted all over her bed pillows and left…

Night Owl

“The Freaks Come Out At Night” I’m a night owl. Here are my answers to some random questions:

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