“Freaky Deaky Fast”

They made my Jimmy John’s so quick today I FREAKED OUT. I got off the phone and the nigga was standing at the door when I went out for my blunt. The sandwich was okay, 8 inches just ain’t big enough for me. Plus, I like it to be drenched in mayo… and there wasn’t enough meat for me either. I’m the type of bitch to order a Meat Lover’s.

Back 2 Bizness: I luhh da name FreakyMoscato.com. It’s just freaky, fun amazement for everyone. A place to surf when you’re bored as shit… Because I’m never boring, bitch. I mean what I say and I do as I please. #DivaShit

I’m getting a pedi later and them ladies better serve my toes up right. I want the feet to be glistening on the way out. Then I’m definitely hitting up The Purge: Anarchy tonight with a big tub of popcorn like I usually do.