Nymphomaniac was a great movie. It set me off just right and I started getting freaky in the theatre. I threw my clothes on the floor and bent over right above the projection line so all they could see was this ass like I was in the Partition video. I told them I was just trying to keep up with the bitch in the movie. She had quite an insatiable appetite for sucking dick; niggaz was bustin nuts in the auditorium freely. The lady in front of me told her husband she didn’t know it was 3D movie after she got hosed down with a bunch of thug cum. It was a straight up orgy in there: loud moans like sirens, and people runnin trains on each other. My guts took a toll that day.

All in all, I’d give the movie-going experience 4 stars. I made most of the magic happen myself though. The film wasn’t wild enough: the acting was nice & slow, the pace was slower, the sex was slow, everything was in slow-motion. I’m more of a swerve around on the dick type of bitch. I like that fast shit, fucking on cocaine and rippin the sheets apart, in the hotel room on X with my boots still on.