“Can’t see you through the smoke” I pulled the biggest stunt yesterday when I changed my name from Deyoncé to…
“Dear Diary…” I’m sorry nobody told you I’m a fucking vampire. I’m more likely to suck the life dry out…
“It’s The Way You Thug Me” I went to the club with some biker shorts on like I was in…
“Nigga you goin in the Burn Book” I made plans to hook up with this dude but first of all…
“I’m like… Why you so obsessed with me?” Some people are flat out obsessed with me. I get it: I’m…
“Grow up! *clap* *clap*” Oh wow. This movie looks so interesting. I’m over 20 years old and I haven’t watched…
“Buzzin” Don’t ask me for shit. I’m on a mental vacation and this loud got me feelin some type of…
“Freaky Deaky Fast” They made my Jimmy John’s so quick today I FREAKED OUT. I got off the phone and…
“What’s Next?” I’m working on more videos for this website. I’m constantly coming up with new ideas and I really…
“I can’t blame the bitch…” So this little redneck viper honky bitch nutted all over her bed pillows and left…