“Always So Negative”

I’m not always negative. Most of the time I’m stating the truth, or doing it for fun. Being mean is only cool when you’re a naturally mean bitch.

Allow me to write some positive things about myself:

I’m having a positive day today. Why? Because I didn’t wake up with a headache and I feel like taking advantage of it.

I’m positively gleaming. It’s true. My new beauty regime has been working wonders and looking good is feeling good in my book.

I’m positive that things get worse only for them to get better. And when you feel like the most hopeless person in the world, just realize the countless number of people without resources. There is always something to be thankful for.

I’m positively vague and sometimes downright cryptic but I like it. I don’t elaborate things or break them down for everyone to understand. I incorporate slang into most of my verbal and/or written sentences. I love individuality.

I’m silly in a positive way.  I’m glad I can make myself and others laugh, it keeps me young.

Lastly, I’m extremely complimentary to others if they inspire me.  Im not easily impressed, but I will let you know right then and there if you’re killing it in my eyes.