Freaky Moscato

Tag: People

Ugly

“I’m Full Of It” Fix your teeth. Lose some weight. Matter of fact, do everything over if you’re trying to…

Smokescreened

“I Really Can’t See These Hoes” I wonder how crazy fast some people hit their new notification. I know some…

I Might As Well…

“Disclaimer” I might as well get the scrapbook ready because all of you Bitches are going in the Burn Book….

Bitch Please

“Swerve” If you even thought of Googling my site before the bomb was set to detonate then you’re one nosey…

I Got Dat Unforgettable

“It’s The Way You Thug Me” I went to the club with some biker shorts on like I was in…

Piece Of Me

“I’m like… Why you so obsessed with me?” Some people are flat out obsessed with me.  I get it: I’m…

I Ain’t Watched Animated Movies Since The 90’s

“Grow up! *clap* *clap*” Oh wow. This movie looks so interesting. I’m over 20 years old and I haven’t watched…

Babe’s Squirt Pillow

“I can’t blame the bitch…” So this little redneck viper honky bitch nutted all over her bed pillows and left…

Snatched It

I pulled a Winona the other day in the store, just went snatchin. I feel like I pulled damn near…

Burn Book

I need to make a Burn Book on these hoes.

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