“WAF: Whack As Fuck.”

I literally fried my fucking brain trying to watch this stupid ass movie. There wasn’t a single redeeming thing about it. Now the niggaz in the auditorium tho… that’s a different story.

I sat right in between two fine ass dudes and propped my legs up on the seat below like Wassup Wit It. The dude to the right had some scruff and an alright scent to him, but he sprayed too much of that shit because it was giving a bitch a headache after awhile. The dude to the left was tall, blonde, with flip flops on. He was good looking but his reactions to my movements was just too thirsty for me.

Seeing the way people respond so lovingly to such mainstream trash like Transformers 4… it’s embarrassing, because they’ll just fall victim to any fucking thing these days.